We need a new lamp...

so we all have that favorite item in our houses/apts; mine happened to be an Ikea lamp (see picture below). well very long story short we got Lilly was 5 weeks old and she used to climb on said lamp without hurting it and it was cute. Well as Lilly got older she gained weight and she realized she has claws. Well the old saying the older you get the wiser you get does not apply to cats because one day i got a picture and a video message on my phone from Kay. There are several things wrong with this last sentences. First I own a phone that i can receive video messages from another phone; we can invent phones that take, send and receive video messages but we can not cure various cancers; oh sorry I digressed. But the other thing wrong is that my poor lamp had been found beaten nearly half to death. I know this because I have pictorial and video evidence. After arriving back to my residence I examined the crime scene myself. I inspected everything and reached the decision that the lamp is completely fine. The picture and video was a joke. The light still worked; it may be in 3 or more pieces but it works. Look at the pictures below and you'll see what i found.

-tk

Our Lamp Before...



Our Lamp Now...



The Culprits

Lily... we used to call her Lily Monster, but now she is:



Lily The Destroyer of Lamps!



Xander... he's just plain evil.



-K